Ditch Blade
Primary use: Decapitation
Drawbacks: Useless at close quarters

FuBar (Fireman’s Utility Bar)
Primary Use: Cranial Trauma
Secondary Use: Breaking and Entering
Drawbacks: Short

Gas Powered Chainsaw
Primary Use: Morale Building
Secondary Use: Obstacle Removal
Drawbacks: When used as a weapon a chainsaw is more likely to seriously injure the wielder than anything else. Loud as hell. Requires gasoline and lubricant.
Wel, I hope this […]

A horde of decaying zombies invaded San Francisco’s downtown Apple store on Friday evening, hunting for brains, terrifying the customers, and gnawing on iMacs.
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They might have gotten their heads blown off. We take undead crisis management seriously in these parts.

The ad I wrote about in a previous post is still running on the New York Times website. I’m actually surprised how many search engine hits I’ve been getting (people searching for “creepy netflix ad” or something similar) for that article.
The comments on that article have been fairly active (more than 3 comments is a […]

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A man mistakenly certified as dead following a horrific motorcycle accident two years ago was reunited with his family last week after a social worker helped to identify him through thumb prints.S Samy Pillai, 50, was believed to have been killed in a hit-and-run accident in June 2005, after his wrecked […]

One week ago I was reading an article at the New York Times website. As I finished reading I clicked my del.icio.us browser button to take me to my bookmarks so I could go to another site. As I clicked, an ad on the Times’ page caught my eye. I only had about a second […]

Man wanted for trying to revive father’s corpse
KARACHI (Reuters) - Pakistani police are hunting a man who dug up his father’s two-year old corpse and took it home in a hijacked ambulance to try to bring him back to life.
Abdul Rehman’s family say he is mentally ill and has never been able to cope with […]

So. The news and internet are all clucking about the recent death of you-know-who and the subsequent legal battle over her remains. So soon do we forget past such incidents and the ensuing anguish.

James Brown - His remains were in legal limbo for some time. Some of his family maintained that his remains should be […]

Columbia Clowns Killed on Stage (sic. I think they mean “Colombian Clowns”)
Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say.The attacker jumped into the arena and fired before fleeing, police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Efe news agency.
Local reports say the audience of about […]

Men arrested for murdering “ghost” brides
Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:50 AM ET
BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as “ghost brides” for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims.
Yang Donghai, a 35-year-old farmer in […]