We in Chicago take our hot dogs seriously. We’ve been known to build shrines and idols to the hot dog. The one pictured below is near the intersection of Milwaukee and Foster. The eyes of the beings atop the roof glow red with displeasure (literally, they glow red) at their place in the food chain.

But […]

Well we’ve run the necessary tests in the cursed jar of peanut butter that we had in the office.
The result is Negative for Salmonella. This means that we didn’t find any. Hardly a surprise considering people had safely eaten from the jar before the outbreak had made the news (well, not literally from the jar. […]

Not so long ago we had a luncheon here at work. I think it was part of a big all-day meeting. Hell, it could have been the Christmas party for all I know. It was a couple years ago so my memory is hazy. Upon the arrival of the lunching hour, on my way to […]