Back when I was growing up I had a Commodore 64 as my primary video game platform. Later I had a NES but overall I think I played the C64 the most. There were plenty of good games for the C64 but a far greater number of terrible ones. Being young at the time I […]

Perhaps I’ll do a post like this once per month on a Monday. Mondays are the blackest, most brutal day of the week and, for some reason, I can never seem to stew up good ideas for posts. I figure I’ll review a few things that have been sucking up all my leisure time.
Reading:
World War […]

Admit it! You’ve thought about it.

A person’s “golden years” are generally assumed to be their retirement years. A person lucky enough to retire in their 60’s generally has plenty of time to enjoy life without the pressures of raising children or working. I look back on my years between the ages of 14 and 23 as the “golden years of […]

Forget the fact that they’re not the same species. They’re not even in the same Taxonomic class. Bowser, a turtle, is bound to want to fertilize her eggs externally. Peach, a mammal, probably won’t be into that whole scene. Then again, given Bowser’s size relative to the Princess, it might be better for her health […]

I’m so going to hell for this post. Here’s why.
To the general public this desire probably seems sick and strange. I mean, the Wii is something that everyone loves and to lose one if you have one is incomprehensible. Most people want the latest and greatest in home entertainment but ever since late 2006 I’ve […]

In no particular order.
Savage, prolonged beatings. The Grand Theft Auto series has grown stale in recent years. In GTA:San Andreas the initial thrill of exploring the world of 90’s gangsta rap only lasted about 10 hours. With the Wii, however, I have the opportunity to literally raise my arm in anger and bring it down […]

Let me preface this by stating that I don’t play World of Warcraft nor have I ever played it. This statement isn’t intended to be a boast or a slam on people who do play it. In fact, I admit to desperately wanting to pick up a sword and slay my way around Azaroth as […]