AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
DAY: RUINED.
Now you see why all clowns (except Krusty) must die.

From CNN
NEW YORK (AP) — Bello Nock, the daredevil clown, was all smiles Sunday when he was reunited with his lost little bike.
The star of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus thanked Ricky Robinson, who found Bello’s shiny foot-high, 6-inch-wide contraption Friday night outside a restaurant on Manhattan’s West Side.
“Give me a […]

Columbia Clowns Killed on Stage (sic. I think they mean “Colombian Clowns”)
Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say.The attacker jumped into the arena and fired before fleeing, police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Efe news agency.
Local reports say the audience of about […]