I might resurrect the site if I overcome a considerable amount of laziness. I discovered that I only like contemplating things like zombies, aliens, evil clowns, hot dog stands, pizza, time travel, and other staples in the existence of over-fed nerds everywhere.
So we’ll see.

In November my DVD player crapped out and I decided it was time to make the jump to Blu-Ray by getting a Playstation 3. With the holidays around the corner and cash running low I decided I’d drop the hint to my parents that I wanted the PS3. My email to them read something like […]

If you have to send people messages via mybloglog asking them to digg one of your articles the following things are true about your site.
1. It sucks
2. You don’t deserve any diggs because if your article was good it would have been dugg up all by itself.
The next person who sends me such a request […]

I think the main thing that led to my decision to stop writing here was the overwhelming tendency for my posts to be too positive. My goal was to fit in with a blog community that I think is absolute crap. I felt like every post I made was just making that pile of crap […]

I haven’t been blogging lately. I don’t think there will be any more posts here.
I have motivational issues with regular blogging. It’s not challenging me enough.
I’d be willing to write the occasional guest article for other blogs. Drop me a comment here if you’d be interested in collaborating on something.

Someone Google searched my name and found this website. Who was it, I wonder?

Memorial Day weekend is the first weekend that sees the mass exodus of weekend warriors out of Chicago and toward Michigan on 80/94. During my childhood many a summer Friday night were spent stuck in a massive traffic jam on the way out of town.
I think it’s better to just stay in town and relax.
Have […]

The guy who just retired and decided to buy a Cadillac Escalade for himself and his wife…He’s not reading your blog.
The lady who feeds her kids fast food 4 times a week. Guess what? She’s not reading your blog either.
The guy who throws the wrapper from his breakfast on the ground every day while waiting […]

I liked this post so much I actually digged it.
How the Me-generation Ruined Modern Conversation
I rarely digg things. One or two per week usually. In fact, from now on, every blog that I deem diggworthy will get a GOLD STAR.

I was nominated to participate in this by Alyx
The answer: Because I don’t have anything better to do on my downtime at work. Because every once in awhile I have a good idea or thought to pass along. Because sometimes I need to yell at the world’s stupid idiots and I need a forum […]