We’re having a business writing seminar here at work (3 days x 6 hours.) As part of the seminar each of us are going through the steps of writing an actual business document.  Since my projects are mostly governed by non-disclosure agreements there’s no way I can use the seminar to write an actual report or protocol. I elected to write a “mock” document as part of the course.

The title of my document is “The prevention and mitigation of unorthodox crisis situations at the [name of Brian’s employer, omitted.]”

In the document I’ll be covering things like:

• interdimensional incursion (Black Mesa)
• Xenomorph infiltration (Nostromo)
• Xenomorph infestation (LV426)
• Reanimation viral outbreak (Raccoon City)
• Demonic possession (Twin Peaks)
• Coping with AI Self Awareness (Aperture Labs)

The final product will probably be unimpressive (let’s face it - we’re talking about a business seminar here) but regardless I’ll post the final result here when it’s done.