Ditch Blade

Primary use: Decapitation

Drawbacks: Useless at close quarters

FuBar (Fireman’s Utility Bar)

Primary Use: Cranial Trauma

Secondary Use: Breaking and Entering

Drawbacks: Short

Gas Powered Chainsaw

Primary Use: Morale Building

Secondary Use: Obstacle Removal

Drawbacks: When used as a weapon a chainsaw is more likely to seriously injure the wielder than anything else. Loud as hell. Requires gasoline and lubricant.

Wel, I hope this has been educational. I might someday open an online paranormal university.