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The ONE Question That the Transformers Movie Has to Answer

June 5th, 2007 by Brian

If you’re a giant robot, why the hell would you EVER need to transform into a freaking VW Beetle?

5 Responses to “The ONE Question That the Transformers Movie Has to Answer”

  1. on 06 Jun 2007 at 5:17 am1 Jason - GorillaSushi

    To attract women and the elderly?

  2. on 06 Jun 2007 at 8:25 am2 Brian

    I nearly forgot that robots feed on old peoples’ medicine and therefore are feared by old people.

  3. on 07 Jun 2007 at 5:18 am3 Jason - GorillaSushi

    The lesser known Viagracons.

  4. on 09 Jun 2007 at 11:08 am4 unlikelymoose

    What kind of name is “Bumblebee” for a Transformer?

  5. on 21 Jun 2007 at 9:32 am5 m1ke

    IIRC from the comics, on Cybertron all the robots had an alternate mode they could transform into- how/why they got that way was never explained. The Transformers on Earth got here in a crash-landing that rendered them all inoperable. Their spaceship eventually reactivated and sent out remote sensor drones to recon the planet while it repaired the robots. During the course of said repairs, it changed their alternate modes to blend in with what the drones perceived to be the lifeforms on this planet- manmade machines.

    Also, in the movie Bumblee is not a Beetle- I think he might have gotten upgraded to a Mustang.

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