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Proposed New Rules For the Dumbest Sport Ever

May 7th, 2007 by Brian

I watched the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight on Saturday.

The way boxing matches are scored with points makes it the dumbest sport on the face of the Earth.

As far as I’m concerned, here are the rules of boxing:

  • The first fighter to be knocked down for a 10 count is the loser
  • No hitting below the belt
  • If both fighters are still standing after 12 rounds the fight is a draw

So as far as I’m concerned, Saturday’s fight was a draw.

Figure skating is dumb too. So are competitive weightlifting, tournament Poker, and anything that requires you to jump from a height that would kill you.

3 Responses to “Proposed New Rules For the Dumbest Sport Ever”

  1. on 07 May 2007 at 10:39 am1 LadyTerri

    I love to watch boxing!! De La Hoya is awesome!! But it is kinda dumb to get the crap beat out of you for a living :)

  2. on 07 May 2007 at 10:40 am2 LadyTerri

    I forgot the i at the end of my website :)

  3. on 07 May 2007 at 12:27 pm3 Brian

    At least the top-tier boxers get paid enough these days so that they don’t have to fix the fights to earn a good living.

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