An old cliche’ states that “there is no such thing as a stupid question.” That phrase was coined by dumb people with the intent of covering future occurrences of their own dumbness. It worked and the phrase caught on. If you’ve ever used that phrase then, I’m sorry, but you may be a dumbass. Of course there’s a such thing as a stupid question, especially in this day and age when everybody has access to old man Google who knows all things.

It takes only a 10 minute visit to Yahoo Answers to become deeply saddened at the sheer number of complete idiots in the wide world. It follows that idiots have been around forever and some of their favorite ponderings have survived the ages and still persist among today’s idiots. The result are questions which may sound deep and meaningful but actually don’t, and have never, contributed anything to society.

So, in the coming weeks I’ll occasionally post about the dumbest questions ever asked by man. Some of the posts may be comic strips if I have time.

I realize that “What are the dumbest questions ever asked by man?” is a really dumb question. Oh well.

If you have any suggestions, by all means, post them in comments. I may just give you a GOLD STAR.