I was nominated to participate in this by Alyx

The answer: Because I don’t have anything better to do on my downtime at work. Because every once in awhile I have a good idea or thought to pass along. Because sometimes I need to yell at the world’s stupid idiots and I need a forum in which to do it. Because sometimes I think we actually have a chance to overcome the burden that the aforementioned stupid idiots have placed on society but we’re not going to do it by keeping silent and sitting on our hands.

I guess I’m supposed to tag someone else to participate. Let’s nominate half-drunk because I had that page open while I was reading this. I’d nominate Violent Acres but I doubt she reads this site.