That is the question I posed to Google, the champion of information, the great oracle of our times. I ask Google questions, from time to time, often in the early afternoon lull following a tasty lunch or snack at work. One time I asked it if my laser printer is pregnant.

Most of the time I’m disappointed and the answer is ill-defined, outright gibberish, or a series of ads for male enhancement (oh god don’t let adwords see that sentence.) Today I was not disappointed.

Without further delay: the results.

Yeah, I know it’s a Weekly World News story and is a total work of fiction but it is a satisfactory answer to my question. Yes, the internet is sometimes wrong.