Take your sweetheart to White Castle.

For the past few weeks, White Castle Restaurants (and I use that term loosely) have been taking reservations for tonight for romantic dinners. Accommodations include table service, linens, flowers, candles, the whole nine yards. Call now! I called the hotline for the Chicago area White Castles and some of them were all booked up.

I just hope you have two bathrooms, or else some kind of double-seat sweetheart’s toilet for later on in the evening. Those tasty White Castles tend to make a pretty swift exit.