There’s a Daycare center near my house. I live in the city of Chicago so the scene you should be picturing is that of a one-way city street with cars parallel parked on both sides. In the evenings people double park while waiting for their kids. Some EXTRA CLEVER people will wait in the alley behind the daycare center. Most cars leave just enough room for other cars to get by in said alley. The Hummer H2 is not “most cars.” I drove all the way around the block and entered the alley from the next block. Instead of entering my driveway, I came up behind the H2 and leaned on my horn for 20 seconds and bullied her into moving.

It felt so good.